root@probablyfine:~# ./status --honest
Everything is probably fine.
No alerts in the last 5 minutes. Either it works, or Prometheus is down again.
Confidence:
87%
Panic
No. Check DNS first.
Services
- DNS● it's always DNS
- Proxmox cluster● quorate (for now)
- Ceph● HEALTH_WARN (normal)
- MikroTik● do not touch
- Monitoring● monitoring itself
- Backups● exist. untested.
- VPN● connected to something
- The AI rig● thinking. loudly.
- Printer● nobody knows
Recent incidents
- It was DNS.
- Ceph said HEALTH_WARN. We said "same".
- Auto-updater updated itself into a different personality. Rolled back.
- Router config changed by nobody. Nobody has been spoken to.
- Certificate expired. Monitoring did not, unfortunately, monitor that.
- Turned it off and on again. Postmortem: it worked.